So true…
—–Original Message—–
From: Peter Ingason [mailto:peter.ingason@gmail.com]
Sent: 12 February 2005 12:24
To: H
Subject: lol b&q dissA letter received by the B&Q customer services department today.
Dear Sir/Madam
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days
later.Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be
arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?Yours faithfully
P Doff
H 
B&Q E-mail
That same message also appeared on ebay when someone put helen’s “one owncer since new”, “used once”, “27k on the clock” Boat. Since removed by by ebay for violating polocies.