From: Peter Ingason [mailto:email@example.com]
Sent: 12 February 2005 12:24
Subject: lol b&q diss
A letter received by the B&Q customer services department today.
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be
arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?